Well, Halloween fright night came early for Mommy this year.
On Tuesday I was pre-treating stains from the day's nanny share adventures in Rosie's sink while she ran around her room. I suddenly became aware that she was no longer in eyeshot. Since she's quite the adventurer these days, I figured I better check on her.
Walking down the hall toward my bedroom, I saw an image that my brain couldn't compute.
Rosie. Bed. On top. Jumping. Running. Tiny girl. By herself. On bed. Cackling with delight.
Once the firing neurons could make sense of it, my brain filled with Mommy red alerts. I'm proud that I didn't scream in panic. I actually tried to downplay the whole thing (though I did move at lightning speed to grab my little monkey jumping on the bed so she didn't fall off and bump her head).
How did she do it? I didn't have to come up with any wild theories because she immediately did it again.
Jon and I hadn't made our bed that day (I know, shame on us). She'd climbed the pile of pillows and comforters at the end of the bed like a downy hillside. Once within striking distance of the footboard, she held on for dear life (literally) and swung her tiny foot up over the side. With all her strength (and tongue stuck out for extra oomph), she catapulted her 17.5 pounds onto the bed in a triumphant faceplant.
As I told Jon when he got home, we've entered a new millennium in this whole parenting thing.
My little girl is a pygmy mountain goat - scaling everything within sight. Metal scaffolding (high chairs), rocky peaks (staircases), tall trees (crib rails), cliffsides (bookcases) and whatever she decides to tackle next. We're going into hypervigilant mode. My mom's given me some tips to help teach her boundaries and the importance of being safe. But still...it's a scary thought that she can actually CLIMB stuff.
This Halloween, Rosie's putting the BOO in peek-a-boo. Be afraid, Mommy. Be very afraid.